“It’s noon. Do you know where your UCLA professor is?”

Exactly a week ago, university students around the country walked out on strike at midday, to protest a possible war against Saddam. When students strike, it denies no one a service. The point is self-denial: they’re prepared to sacrifice class time, for which they’ve paid good money, in order to demonstrate a point.

When faculty strike, that’s something else altogether. It really is denial of a service, to students who’ve paid good money for it. On a few campuses, some professors announced they were cancelling classes in solidarity with the student walkout. Universities have different policies on this sort of conduct, and one presumes they’ll uphold them.

The most ironic instance of class cancellation involved the UCLA historian Gabriel Piterberg. For a couple of years now, Piterberg has been striking the pose of an angry avant-garde radical. He harangues campus demonstrations, signs petitions, and teaches a course in post- and anti-Zionism. He even fabricated his own listing at Campus Watch, as though he were being persecuted for his ideas—a bald play for sympathy.

Now what is a poseur to do when an anti-war student strike looms? The Daily Bruin, UCLA’s student newspaper, popped the question to Piterberg the day before the walkout. And the question was pertinent: Piterberg teaches a midday seminar from 11 to 1 on Wednesdays. Piterberg gave this answer: “There is no way I can actively endorse it [the walkout], or not teach if there are students who choose to stay in class. That would be abuse of my position.” Ah, you say, professional ethics trump political commitment—as they should.

But that’s not the end of the story. Thursday’s Daily Bruin carried the news that Piterberg had “cancelled class and attended the rally.”

Piterberg, who teaches a 17-student history seminar at 11 a.m. on Wednesdays, said the vast majority of his class left to be a part of the demonstration.

“Only two students stayed,” Piterberg said.

After almost the entire class left, Piterberg decided to reconvene at 1 p.m. so students who wished to be a part of the walkout would not be punished.

“Politics are part of our lives, missing one class for an hour or two is not going to determine education. An important issue like war is going to affect education,” Piterberg said.

Need I say more? Piterberg said it himself—just a day earlier. He ended up abusing his position. And his student demonstrators got the best of both worlds: they got to pretend they had denied themselves a class session, when in fact Piterberg made it all up to them. A poseur gives a lesson in the art.

Rashid Redux

Congratulations to Columbia University, for bagging Rashid Khalidi, University of Chicago historian, to fill the new Edward Said Chair of Middle Eastern Studies. The still-anonymous donors must be very pleased. Now that the deal is done, Khalidi has resurfaced, to take a stand on a possible war against Saddam.

As it happened, I spent the last Gulf war, in 1991, at the University of Chicago as a visiting professor, on the same hallway as Khalidi. Chicago’s Center for Middle Eastern Studies became a cauldron of agitation against the war, stirred vigorously by the faculty. Khalidi thought even that war was unjust, and he predicted a dire outcome. My favorite Khalidi quote from 1991 assessed the Iraqi army: “They’re in concrete bunkers. And it won’t be easy to force them out without resorting to bloody hand-to-hand combat. It’s my guess they’ll fight and fight hard, even if you bomb them with B-52s.” (This and more in my book Ivory Towers on Sand, p. 66.)

What does Khalidi have to say about another possible war? He’s not so foolish as to predict how the battlefield will look this time. In fact, he anticipates an “overwhelming victory.” But the day after will be a mess. “We will have a long American military occupation that will eventually provoke resistance,” Khalidi predicts. “However much Iraqis loathe their regime, they will soon loathe the American occupation that will follow its demise.” He gives the occupation about two years, the length of time Britain ruled Iraq before it faced a rebellion in 1920. Then it will become “bloody.” And the regional implications? “We will be creating legions of new enemies throughout the Middle East.” His suggestion: “I propose that we withhold our consent and stop this unjustified and unjustifiable war before it begins.”

I’ve always been amazed by Khalidi’s readiness to make unequivocal predictions. I suppose he realizes that it’s very unusual for anyone to remember them years later. In academe, predictions are the equivalent of politicans’ promises. They serve some immediate polemical purpose, and are given on the assumption that people have very short memories. Well, Sandstorm promises to remember them for you—and for Professor Khalidi.

Of course, Israel is never far from Rashid Khalidi’s mind. Now that he’s definitely New York-bound, he can say it out loud: this war is the project of “crackpot” neoconservatives who “dominate the commanding heights of the American bureaucracy.” And (wink) we know who they work for:

This war will be fought because these neoconservatives desire to make the Middle East safe not for democracy, but for Israeli hegemony. They are convinced that the Middle East is irremediably hostile to both the United States and Israel; and they firmly hold the racist view that Middle Easterners understand only force. For these American Likudniks and their Israeli counterparts, sad to say, the tragedy of September 11 was a godsend: It enabled them to draft the United States to help fight Israel’s enemies.

This is about as close as you can get in America today to the charge of dual loyalty, and the claim that Washington is run by a Zionist conspiracy, without coming across as a “crackpot” yourself.

“Khalidi has received praise from both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,” relates the Columbia Spectator in reporting his decision to take the new chair. “His supporters believe this speaks toward his strengths as a teacher and scholar.” Sorry, but the notion of Khalidi as someone above the fray doesn’t quite ring true to me. He won’t be the worst of the lot at Columbia, but that doesn’t say much. Still, all things considered, Khalidi’s move is for the best. Why?

Khalidi will become the Edward Said Professor of Middle Eastern Studies. That’s a warning label the size of a Times Square billboard.

Profs Condemn Israel in Advance

The latest absurdity to emanate from Middle Eastern studies is an open letter suggesting that Israel might exploit a war against Saddam to engage in “ethnic cleansing” against Palestinians. (The letter, released last Wednesday, is ostensibly in support of a small group of extreme-left Israelis who issued a letter with the same message back in September.) After quoting the shrill and partisan rant of “our courageous Israeli colleagues,” the American profs go on to make a recommendation: “Americans cannot remain silent while crimes as abhorrent as ethnic cleansing are being openly advocated. We urge our government to communicate clearly to the government of Israel that the expulsion of people according to race, religion or nationality would constitute crimes against humanity and will not be tolerated.”

Are these people serious? The claim that Israel is plotting the mass explusion of Palestinians is one more lunatic-fringe conspiracy theory, hatched by Palestinian propagandists who want “international protection” as the wage for their two disastrous years of insurrection. Unfortunately for them, Israel has done nothing that constitutes a “crime against humanity,” and so Palestinians have had to fabricate one that never happened (Jenin) and cry wolf over another one that won’t happen (forced “transfer”). Let me not put too fine a point on it: anyone signing this letter, effectively condemning Israel in advance for something it has no intention of doing, is either an ignoramus or a propagandist.

It’s not surprising, then, that a majority of the original signatories of the American letter (eight of fifteen) are academic Middle East “experts.” Here are their names:

Joel Beinin, Stanford
Beshara Doumani, UC Berkeley
Zachary Lockman, New York University
Timothy Mitchell, New York University
Gabi Piterberg, UC Los Angeles
Glenn E. Robinson, Naval Postgraduate School
Ted Swedenburg, University of Arkansas
Judith Tucker, Georgetown University

Some of them are leaders of their field. Beinin is the immediate past president of the Middle East Studies Association (MESA). Mitchell directs the Middle East center at NYU. Tucker directs Arab studies at Georgetown. At the end of this entry, you’ll find the names of more MESA types who appear as “additional signatories.” One of them, Laurie Brand of the University of Southern California, is president-elect of MESA.

I’m not surprised to see the names of Noam Chomsky and Edward Said on this letter. Joel Beinin is no surprise either. But I’m disappointed that so many purported Middle East “experts,” whose very profession is the first-hand examination of textual evidence, would mindlessly repeat the shrill claims of Israeli political activists. For example, did the Israeli chief of staff suggest the possibility of “transfer” in a recent interview, as both letters claim? Read the interview yourself. I see nothing in it that could even remotely be considered a proposal of “transfer.” Quite the opposite: “We do not have intentions to annihilate them,” said Israel’s top soldier, “and we have also expressed readiness to grant them a state, whereas they are unwilling to recognize our right to exist here as a Jewish state.” Did any of the American signatories bother to check the text of this interview? Obviously not—and these are tenured “specialists,” several of whom teach the Arab-Israeli conflict.

The academics who now warn the U.S. government against the possibility of Israeli “transfer” of Palestinians are the same ones who failed to warn that very government, before 9/11, of the possibility that radical Islamists might commit a “crime against humanity”—specifically, against Americans. After 9/11, they warned that the greatest threat to peace had become—you guessed it—the American response at home and abroad. The real Middle East, with its real threats to peace and security, is so boringly predictable. Leave it to the “experts” to invent a Middle East and fill it with imaginary threats—it’s much more interesting.

So the professors have posed as saviors of the Palestinians from imaginary “transfer.” How ennobling. And there’s no downside, right? Well, you also get your credibility questioned (see above), and your name listed (see below). Never trust the judgment of anyone whose name appears here. I don’t.

Rabab Abdulhadi, New York University
Rula Abisaab, University of Akron, Ohio
Khaled Abou El Fadl, UC Los Angeles School of Law
Ervand Abrahamian, CUNY, Baruch College
Janet Lippman Abu-Lughod, New School University
Lila Abu-Lughod, Columbia University
Mahdi Alosh, Ohio State University
Camron Michael Amin, University of Michigan, Dearborn
Naseer Aruri, University of Massachusetts, Dartmouth
Talal Asad, CUNY, Graduate Center
Raymond William Baker, Trinity College
Khalil Barhoum, Stanford
Hatem Bazian, UC Berkeley
Michael Beard, University of North Dakota
Laleh Behbehanian, UC Berkeley
Marilyn Booth, Brown University
Donna Lee Bowen, Brigham Young University
Laurie A. Brand, University of Southern California
Edmund Burke, III, UC Santa Cruz
Juan Cole, University of Michigan
Elliott Colla, Brown University
M. Elaine Combs-Schilling, Columbia University
Miriam Cooke, Duke
Kenneth M. Cuno, University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign
Ahmad Dallal, Stanford
Lawrence Davidson, West Chester University
Fred M. Donner, University of Chicago
Eleanor A. Doumato, Brown University
Nadia Abu El-Haj, Barnard College, Columbia
Mansour O. El-Kikhia, University of Texas, San Antonio
Khaled Fahmy, New York University
Samih Farsoun, American University
Mary Ann Fay, American University of Sharjah
Carter V. Findley, Ohio State University
Ellen Fleischmann, University of Dayton
Nancy Gallagher, UC Santa Barbara
Irene Gendzier, Boston University
Deborah J. Gerner, University of Kansas
Deborah A. Gordon, Wichita State University
Yerah Gover, Queen’s College, CUNY
Elaine C. Hagopian, Simmons College, Boston
Lisa Hajjar, UC Santa Barbara
Sondra Hale, UC Los Angeles
Eric Hanne, Florida Atlantic University
Frances S. Hasso, Oberlin College
Clement M. Henry, University of Texas, Austin
Charles Hirschkind, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Mahmood Ibrahim, Cal Poly Pomona
Suad Joseph, UC Davis
Jamil E. Jreisat, University of South Florida
Resat Kasaba, University of Washington
As’ad Abu Khalil, CSU, Stanislaus
Dina Rizk Khoury, George Washington University
Diane E. King, American University of Beirut
Margaret Larkin, UC Berkeley
Bruce B. Lawrence, Duke
Fred H. Lawson, Mills College
Mark LeVine, UC Irvine
Ian Lustick, University of Pennsylvania
Mary N. Layoun, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Richard C. Martin, Emory University
Ernest McCarus, University of Michigan
David Mednicoff, University of Massachusetts
John Meloy, American University of Beirut
Brinkley Messick, Columbia University
Farouk Mustafa, University of Chicago
Riad Nasser, Fairleigh Dickinson University
Ibrahim M. Oweiss, Georgetown University
Marcie J. Patton, Fairfield University
Kenneth J. Perkins, University of South Carolina
Lisa Pollard, University of North Carolina, Wilmington
Ismail Poonawala, UC Los Angeles
Nasser Rabbat, MIT
Alan Richards, UC Santa Cruz
Aleya Rouchdy, Wayne State
Cheryl Rubenberg, Florida International University
Edward Said, Columbia
Elise Salem, Fairleigh Dickinson University
George Saliba, Columbia University
Ariel Salzmann, New York University
Jonathan H. Shannon, Hunter College, CUNY
May Seikaly, Wayne State
Ella Shohat, New York University
Rebecca L. Stein, University of Minnesota
Michael W. Suleiman, Kansas State University
Mary Ann Tetreault, Trinity University
Elizabeth F. Thompson, University of Virginia
Dan Tschirgi, The American University in Cairo
Bill L. Turpen, University of Central Oklahoma
Sherry Vatter, California State University, Long Beach
Lisa Wedeen, University of Chicago
Donald Will, Chapman University
Mary Christina Wilson, University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Farhat J. Ziadeh, University of Washington
Stephen Zunes, University of San Francisco

(There may be other signatories of the letter who teach the Middle East, and who I didn’t identify by a quick read. I invite additions and corrections, and I may make a few myself.)

ADDENDUM: If you want to know more about the Israelis who are complicit in this campaign of preemptive vilification, read the lecture delivered by Ilan Pappe, Haifa University’s celebrity “new historian,” to the “Right to Return Coalition” in London this past September. Pappe:

We must all take the danger of a recurrence of the 1948 ethnic cleansing very seriously. This is not just paranoia when I directly—not indirectly—link the war against Iraq with the possibility of another Nakba. Take it seriously, believe me. There is a serious Israeli conceptualization of the situation in which Israeli leaders say to themselves, “we have a carte blanche from the Americans. The Americans will not only allow us to cleanse Palestine once and for all, they even will help create the window of opportunity for implementing our scheme.”

His conclusion: “The government of Israel is preparing a very swift and bloody operation.” So Pappe’s analytical prescience is on the line. Sandstorm promises not to forget this dire prediction, and will revisit it after an Iraq war.

UPDATE: The well-informed West Bank correspondent of Ha’aretz, Danny Rubinstein, has a piece in the December 29 edition, under the headline: “Less Fear of Transfer, More Hatred of the U.S.” Rubinstein:

Until a few months ago, there was fear in the territories that the Sharon government would exploit the tumult of an American assault on Iraq to conduct a mass explusion of Palestinians. But that’s no longer the assumption—perhaps because the consensus in the territories now is that Israel understands there’s a limit to power.

So now even the putative transferees aren’t worried about it. That pretty much leaves the American profs who signed this petition (along with Professor Pappe) alone in the farmyard, clucking that the sky is going to fall. Do any of them have the intellectual honesty to rescind their signatures? And they call themselves experts.